The Clinic *Shadowpook and I*

Farren smirked. "Boys and pride, THATS why none of my relationships have worked out."

Johnny chuckled "I'm a loner, Didn't expect company on my escape attempt"

"You know, if you hadn't escaped and made em relise that i was gone and then RAN INTO ME it would have gone perfectly."

"YOU ran into ME" said Johnny "And I was ourt of here before they realised we were gone."

"You ran into me more like!"

"Pfft, I had right of way, you hit me"

"No you hit ME!"

"You-" Johnny was cut off as a fl;ap in the wall swung open

"WIll you two shut up?!" snapped Rain "SOME people have pups who are TRYING to sleep"

"You bred in here? dont you relise thats what they want?!" said farren

"Yeah well, 13 years with out sex is a long time!!!" said Safton

"Yeah, and we can hardly go out and get condoms can we?" said Rain scornfully "it was an accidnt"

"You coul have restrained yourselves!" said Johnny

"Yeah well, one day you squirt will wake up and see this girl and suddenly feel all of teh years come back to you." said Safton snapily.

Farren turned and looked at Johnny with a look of alarm

"DOnlt call me Squirt! I'm older than you are!"

"With SMS" said Rain

Johnnylooked non plussed

"Short man syndrome" she expplained

"I'm Not Short! I'm verticcly Challenged!"

Your going to try and have sex with me?!" said Farren alarmed and finding this teh most important problem.

"No but She called me short!"

"You ARE short" said Rain

"I just havent hit my growthspurtyet"

Faren sat down, her eyes wide. She looked at Johnny panicked.

safton rolled heis eyes. "That maakes you hsort dit wit."

"I'm not short! I'm a completely normal height!"

"you've only ever met about 4 eople" pointed out Rain.

Farren still looked alarmed.

Safton grinned. "Your still a virgin arent you."

Johnny shuffled uncomfertably "Well, yeah, so?"

Safton whooped with laughter.

Farren looked at him suprised. "You are? i thought i was teh only one."

Safton stopped and stared to Farren. "Your a virgin? All of a sudden,. you alot hotter."

Farren backed away and looked at Safton even more alarmed.

ohnny growled "I'mm gonna slam thisflap on your face if you don;t shut up" he said, since this talk was making HIM feel awkward as well.

"Post her through before you do." said Safton with a wink to Farren.

Farren shivered. "Help me." she said horriefied.

Johnny snarled "Stop being perverted"

Rain rolled her eyes "You got any fags in there?"

"What? No!" Said Johnny

Rain utted "You've been out and didnt egt anything? useless"

"How can i stop being perverted when that chicks in there who's hot and a virgin? you cant seriosly tell me you've never considered her liek that?!"

Farren shivered

"No! I haven't" said Johnny.

A cry burst out in teh background and Rain groaned "Oh god, now you've wokenone up"

Safton groaned. "Now i cant shag her! thanks!" he snapped at Johnny.

Farrem winced